About Us

This “parenting” thing is exhausting!

They poop! They cry! They push you to the brink of insanity!

We realize how crazy this adventure is!

After the birth of our first child, instead of booking ourselves into a mental hospital (you try staying up for 10 days straight!), we decided to poke a little fun at the ups and downs of parenthood. Started in the hot Texas summer of 2010, BadMouthBaby.com was created to bring laughter and share the joys (and pitfalls) of raising a little human. Since our humble beginnings we’ve filled hundreds and hundreds of orders for little BadMouthBaby’s across the nation!

Low Prices!

From breastfeeding to diaper disasters, our cotton tees and body suits touch on all the highlights of parenting! We work hard to keep our prices affordable for all parents. After all, kids grow crazy-fast so their clothes shouldn’t cost an arm and a leg. We dare you to find cheaper prices online!

USA Printed & Environmentally Friendly

All of our funny shirts and body suits are printed right here in the USA! We personally print each shirt and one piece using an environmentally friendly Direct-to-Garment printing technique. All of our products are soft and comfortable…perfect for newborns up to school age kiddos.

Great for Gifts and Showers

We’ve had a great response from our customers who give BadMouthBaby clothing as a baby shower or newborn gift. Our t-shirts and funny kids clothing will be the hit of the party…always great for a laugh! If you’ve had a unique experience giving our cool threads we’d love to hear about it.

Secure Ordering

Here at BadMouthBaby.com we take security seriously! Credit card orders are processed using PayPal’s secure and encrypted online gateway. Also, we’ll never sell or share your personal information…that’s a promise. We value each one of our customers and care greatly about protecting privacy.

100% Customer Satisfaction

We strive to keep our customers happy, so please let us know if there is anything we can assist you with! For a common list of questions and answers head over to our FAQ page.

We rely on word-of-mouth and referrals to grow our business, so be sure to share the site with friends! Thanks for stopping by!

Stay Bad,

Danny, Karlee, Everett & the BadMouthBaby.com Crew