My Mom Says My Dad Is A Real Sex Machine
Remember Kindergarten Cop?

Of course you do. Who could forget the epic combination of juvenile humor mixed with bad acting! This tee and onesie celebrates one of the best lines of the film. Slightly rude and kind of crazy, this unique design makes for an awesome toddler gift!
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